bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
*fucks something serious up*
me: shit my bad
I love when people shut the fuck up
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
why are 15 year olds so angry
life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit
my children: hey mom whats for dinner??
me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!
my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days